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两人英语幽默对话搞笑的短文

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  一些幽默的英语对话,能提高我们阅读英语的兴趣,从而提高英语的阅读能力,今天学习啦小编在这里为大家分享一些两人英语幽默对话,希望大家会细化你这些幽默英语。

  两人英语幽默对话篇一

  男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?

  女:Sure.

  男:What is your father’s name?

  女:Happy!

  男:Then, What is your mother’s name?

  女:Smile!

  男:Are you joking?

  女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?

  男:Of course not.

  女:Go ahead.

  男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a

  band. Will you join us?

  女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band

  男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you

  can play piano very well.

  女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.

  男:What are you good at?

  女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.

  男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?

  女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one

  . 男:Really? What does he like?

  女:He prefers quiet music.

  男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?

  女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .

  男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.

  女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?

  男:Why not?

  女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?

  男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band

  女:what is it?

  男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.

  女:Are you joking?

  男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.

  女:Well, that makes sense?!

  两人英语幽默对话篇二

  A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?

  B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)

  A:you~你

  B:Hu~胡

  A:Who?谁?

  B:yes, I am~是,我就是

  A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字

  B:Hu胡啊

  A:You!你!

  B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊

  A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊

  B:Hu!胡!

  A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!

  B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡

  A:O~哦

  两人英语幽默对话篇三

  Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?

  Frank : Because of the sign.

  Teacher: What sign?

  Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.

  老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了.

  Frank: 因为,,因为那个标志.

  老师: 神马标志??

  Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志...

  两人英语幽默对话篇四

  Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?

  Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.

  老师: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的?

  Clyde: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.

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