关于英语小笑话带翻译
冷笑话一般不会使听众或读者在听到或读到之后立即发笑,而往往会停顿一下才能够明白其中的幽默。下面是学习啦小编带来的英语小笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!
英语小笑话带翻译篇一
聪明的老太太 The smart Old Lady
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'
The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.'
'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
中文翻译：
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 她问店员：“这东西要多少钱?”
“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。”
老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。”
店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。”
“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”
英语小笑话带翻译篇二
The poor husband 可怜的丈夫
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
中文翻译：
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
英语小笑话带翻译篇三
Two Pieces of Cake 两块蛋糕
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!两块蛋糕
汤姆：妈妈，我可以吃两块蛋糕吗?
妈妈：当然可以----拿这块蛋糕把它切成两块吧!
英语小笑话带翻译篇四
what do I get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.中文翻译：
老师：如果我把一块牛排切成两半的两半，我能得到几块儿?汤米：四块。老师：那我要是再切两次，我能得到什么呢?汤米：汉堡。
英语小笑话带翻译篇五
“我绝不嫁给你” 的英语翻译
请将下面的汉语翻译成英语：
我绝不嫁给你。
翻译一：I will never marry you.(屌丝水平)
翻译二：Never will I marry you.(四级水平)
翻译三：You are the last man I am willing to marry.(六级水平)
翻译四：Under no circumstances will I marry you.(硕士水平)
翻译五：If you were the last man in the world, I would definitely remain single.(博士水平)
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