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  有关中国式搞笑英语笑话

  good good study,day day up好好学习天天向上

  No Mao ze dong ,no new china没有毛没有新中国

  go a head! 去个头!

  People mountain peole sea!人山人海

  give you some color see see!!给你点颜色看看

  no three no four 不三不四

  no money no women no good(哈,这是谁说的)

  we two who and who?我们俩谁跟谁

  dog day""""s狗日的

  poor light egg穷光蛋

  if you tiger me ,i will mountain you如果你唬我我就煽你

  you don""""t bird me,I don""""t bird you你不鸟我我也不鸟你

  full clear ten big cool punishment满清十大酷刑

  love his mother who who who爱他妈谁谁谁

  KILL ONE POLICE HUNDRED杀一警百

  i s h i t love you我便爱上了你

  banana fish相交于

  f u c k do system操作系统

  horse horse tiger tiger马马虎虎

  fish yes于是

  your grandma""""s legs你奶奶个腿

  King eight egg***

  5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves五讲四美三热爱

  give me take down!给我拿下

  WATCH SISTER 表妹

  your grandma""""s bear你奶奶个熊

  yellow fly red黄飞鸿

  red face know to me红颜知己

  American Chinese not enough美中不足

  pig wood wolf house bee!珠慕朗玛峰

  You really have two down sons你真有两下子

  round son egg原子弹

  chicken gun ice机枪兵

  water sex poplar flower水性杨花

  How are you? 怎么是你?

  How old are you? 怎么老是你?

  相关文章拓展阅读:Big Head

  “All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”

  “Don’t listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”

  “Where’s the shopping bag?”

  “I haven’t got one,use your hat.”

  大脑袋

  “所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:“他们说我长了一个大脑袋。”

  “别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说:“你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。”

  “购物袋在哪?”

  “我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”

  
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