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适合小学英语的小笑话

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  适合小学的英语小笑话篇1

  The visit to the doctor

  拜访医师

  A Man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred .

  一个男人问他的医师是否认为他会活到一百岁。

  The doctor asked the man ,"Do you smoke or drink ?"

  医师问这个男人:“你抽烟或喝酒吗?”

  " No ,"he replied , "I have never done either ."

  他回答说:“不,我从不抽烟喝酒。”

  " Do you gamble,drive fast cars ,and fool around with woman?" inquired the doctor .

  医师问说:“你赌博、开快车、玩女人吗?”

  "No,I have done any of those things either."

  “不,我也从不干那些事情。”

  "Well then," said the doctor ," what do you want to live to be a hundred for?"

  医师说:“那你干吗要活到一百岁呀?”

  适合小学的英语小笑话篇2

  All In the family

  都在这一家

  Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .

  八十岁大的 莎莉从学校把她的成绩报告卡带回家。

  Her marks were good mostly .

  她的成绩不错,

  A's and a couple of B'S .

  大部分都是A,还有几个B。

  However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,

  可是, 她韵老师在卡片下方写道:

  "SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,

  “莎莉是个聪明的小女孩,但是她有一个毛病。

  she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,

  她在学校太爱讲话。我有一个想法我要来试试看,

  which I think may break her of the bad habit."

  我认为.这个想法可能会让她改掉这个坏习惯。”

  Sally's dad signed her report card,

  莎莉的爸爸签了她的学习报告卡,

  putting a note on the back ,

  并在卡片背面注记:

  "Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY

  “如果你的想法对莎莉很有效,请你让我知道,

  because I would like to try it out on her mother."

  因为我想要把它试用在她妈妈身上。

  适合小学的英语小笑话篇3

  Cooking Class

  烹饪课

  One day during cooking class,

  一天在上烹饪课的时候,

  our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

  我们的老师布朗太太正在颂扬她:准备完美酱料的秘诀。

  When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

  当她把我们叫到炉子边作准备工作时,

  she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

  她说:“别忘了要用木制的汤匙”。

  As I stirred my sauce ,

  当我在搅拌酱料时,

  I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

  我一直苦思木制汤匙奥秘的背后所隐含的物理原理,

  and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

  然后认定它一定与热传导有关系。

  I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

  我走向布朗太太来测试我'韵理论。

  "Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

  我问:“为什么要用木制汤匙呢?”

  "Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging against metal pots ,I will go nuts!"

  她回答:“因为,如果我必须坐在这里听你们全部的金属汤匙砰砰敲着金属的罐子,我会发疯喔”。

  
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