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英文经典小笑话的集锦

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  英文里面有不少的笑话,所以小编今天就给大家带来了英语的笑话,有时间来看看吧

  英语笑话一

  What has a head, a tail, and no body?

  什么有头、有尾,但是没有身体?

  A coin!

  硬币。

  英语笑话二

  Expensive Price 昂贵的代价

  Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

  Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

  Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

  牙科医生:对不起,夫人,为给您的儿子拔牙,我得收二十五美元。

  母亲:二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

  牙科医生:是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤,他都吓跑四位病人了

  英语笑话三

  梦想Dream

  The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.

  "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.

  "Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the impressed dean.

  "No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it.

  农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的学生,“你为何要选择这个职业?”他问。 “我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元,就像我父亲一样。”这个学生回答说。 “你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元?”主任惊诧地问道。

  “没有,”这位申请人回答道,“他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。”


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