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  英语的儿童笑话参考

  I Wasn't Asleep 我没有睡着

  When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

  "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

  "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

  "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

  当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”

  “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

  “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”

  “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

  少儿双语小笑话阅读

  Wife: "How would you describe me?"

  妻子:你会怎么形容我呢?

  Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

  丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.

  Wife: "What does that mean?"

  妻子:那是什么意思?

  Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

  丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

  Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

  妻子:哇,谢谢,但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?

  Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

  丈夫:开个玩笑!

  英语的儿童小笑话

  The plural Form of "Child"

  Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

  Tom: Men.

  Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

  Tom: Twins.

  "孩子"的复数形式

  老师:汤姆,‘男人’这个词的复数形式是什么?

  汤姆:男人们。

  老师:答得好。那‘孩子’的复数形式呢?

  汤姆:双胞胎。


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